You remember when you were thirteen and you just HAD to have that lava lamp? And you remember how you took the top off and realized it had a cap like a soda bottle and all you wanted to do was drink it, but your mom said it would kill you? Well here’s your chance. Once you get past the obvious gimmicky packaging and weird floating orbs in the bottle, it’s not actually a half bad spirit. Sure, you’re not gonna see it in any cocktail houses, but it’s not the worst thing you’ve ever had. The absinthe aspect is very minimal, and the herbal liqueur is definitely the stronger of it’s two personalities. The extremely heavy viscosity is a bit off-putting, but in the flavor arena it’s ok. If you plan on throwing a techno party in your moms basement, this is your stuff. Just don’t put it next to the lava lamp or it might get confused.
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